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Two people, one petty argument, one judge. You file your side, it stays sealed, and the other person gets a summons link to tell theirs from their own phone. No app, no account. Once both sides are in, Judge Whiskerton names the guilty party, invents a mock-legal charge, and hands down a silly sentence, plus a courtroom video of the ruling you can post. Arguing alone? Put a hot take on trial against The Internet. Free.
Hey Product Hunt! 👋
I built Squash the Squab after one too many arguments at home about dishes, the thermostat, and who ate the leftovers. Nobody ever wins those. So I made a court.
How it works:
⚖️ You file your side. It stays sealed, so nobody can tailor their story.
📨 The other person gets a summons link and testifies from their own phone. No app, no signup.
🔨 Judge Whiskerton (an AI judge with a mustache and a pigeon) rules: guilty party, a mock-legal charge, and a sentence like "make them a snack and admit the court was right."
🎬 You get a courtroom video of the ruling to post or send to the group chat.
No one to argue with? Put a hot take on trial against the Internet, or vote on landmark rulings like "Is a hot dog a sandwich?"
It's free, and it won't rule on anything serious (money, safety, legal stuff).
I'd love to know which ruling you think the judge got wrong. Appeals go in the comments. 🧑⚖️
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About Squash the Squab on Product Hunt
“Settle petty fights with a grumpy courtroom judge”
Squash the Squab was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 0 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #300 on the daily leaderboard. Two people, one petty argument, one judge. You file your side, it stays sealed, and the other person gets a summons link to tell theirs from their own phone. No app, no account. Once both sides are in, Judge Whiskerton names the guilty party, invents a mock-legal charge, and hands down a silly sentence, plus a courtroom video of the ruling you can post. Arguing alone? Put a hot take on trial against The Internet. Free.
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