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Squash the Squab
Settle petty fights with a grumpy courtroom judge
Two people, one petty argument, one judge. You file your side, it stays sealed, and the other person gets a summons link to tell theirs from their own phone. No app, no account. Once both sides are in, Judge Whiskerton names the guilty party, invents a mock-legal charge, and hands down a silly sentence, plus a courtroom video of the ruling you can post. Arguing alone? Put a hot take on trial against The Internet. Free.
Hey Product Hunt! 👋
I built Squash the Squab after one too many arguments at home about dishes, the thermostat, and who ate the leftovers. Nobody ever wins those. So I made a court.
How it works:
⚖️ You file your side. It stays sealed, so nobody can tailor their story.
📨 The other person gets a summons link and testifies from their own phone. No app, no signup.
🔨 Judge Whiskerton (an AI judge with a mustache and a pigeon) rules: guilty party, a mock-legal charge, and a sentence like "make them a snack and admit the court was right."
🎬 You get a courtroom video of the ruling to post or send to the group chat.
No one to argue with? Put a hot take on trial against the Internet, or vote on landmark rulings like "Is a hot dog a sandwich?"
It's free, and it won't rule on anything serious (money, safety, legal stuff).
I'd love to know which ruling you think the judge got wrong. Appeals go in the comments. 🧑⚖️
About Squash the Squab on Product Hunt
“Settle petty fights with a grumpy courtroom judge”
Squash the Squab was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 0 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #300 on the daily leaderboard. Two people, one petty argument, one judge. You file your side, it stays sealed, and the other person gets a summons link to tell theirs from their own phone. No app, no account. Once both sides are in, Judge Whiskerton names the guilty party, invents a mock-legal charge, and hands down a silly sentence, plus a courtroom video of the ruling you can post. Arguing alone? Put a hot take on trial against The Internet. Free.
On the analytics side, Squash the Squab competes within Funny, Social Media and Artificial Intelligence — topics that collectively have 582.7k followers on Product Hunt. The dashboard above tracks how Squash the Squab performed against the three products that launched closest to it on the same day.
Who hunted Squash the Squab?
Squash the Squab was hunted by Kevin. A “hunter” on Product Hunt is the community member who submits a product to the platform — uploading the images, the link, and tagging the makers behind it. Hunters typically write the first comment explaining why a product is worth attention, and their followers are notified the moment they post. Around 79% of featured launches on Product Hunt are self-hunted by their makers, but a well-known hunter still acts as a signal of quality to the rest of the community. See the full all-time top hunters leaderboard to discover who is shaping the Product Hunt ecosystem.
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