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I'm financing an RTX 5090 by auctioning the one surface every builder photographs: the shroud. Ten die-cut vinyl positions, each dimensioned in real millimetres against the card's actual geometry. Spin the 3D card, pick a spot, bid. Outbid = instant refund.
Hey Product Hunt 👋
A 5090 costs more than my monthly revenue, and I'd rather put ten brands on the outside of one than wait two quarters to buy it on my own.
So: ten sticker positions, sold by open auction. The catch is I don't own the card yet — the auction buys it.
What I actually built:
• A procedurally-modelled RTX 5090 Founders Edition in Three.js. No downloaded mesh — the shroud, the 11-blade flow-through fans, the fin stacks, the chamfered edges and the lit GEFORCE RTX spine are all built from geometry. Spin it, or turn it to any of the five faces.
• Every position is specified in real millimetres and validated against the card's actual 304×137×48mm dimensions, so nothing overhangs an edge or floats over a flow-through cutout. The Marquee is 110×26mm on the spine, because that's the only face you can see in a normal horizontal build.
• Bids take a 20% deposit through Stripe. Get outbid and the refund is automatic — no email, no form, no waiting on me.
Built with Vite, React, TanStack Router, Three.js and shadcn/ui, on Cloudflare Workers + D1.
Two of ten positions are gone already. Happy to answer anything about the 3D, the auction mechanics, or why a laptop lid is worse ad inventory than a graphics card.
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About Brand My GPU on Product Hunt
“Your logo on my RTX 5090. 10 spots, live auction”
Brand My GPU was submitted on Product Hunt and earned 3 upvotes and 1 comments, placing #148 on the daily leaderboard. I'm financing an RTX 5090 by auctioning the one surface every builder photographs: the shroud. Ten die-cut vinyl positions, each dimensioned in real millimetres against the card's actual geometry. Spin the 3D card, pick a spot, bid. Outbid = instant refund.
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